Alter-Eco
| Top ten Things you can do to lead an ecologically dangerous lifestyle: |
| 4. Stand with the fridge open while you can't decide what to eat. |
| 5. Throw all waste in the garbage. |
| 6. Buy everything in cutsy little packages. Little soap dispensers, little shampoo bottles, little boxes of fruit snacks. |
| 7. At the grocery store, ask for everything to be double-bagged. |
| 8. Your old clothes are yours, dang-it, and when you are done with them, throw them away. |
| 9. Drive everywhere. If God wanted you to walk, he would have given you more energy. |
| 10. Eat take-out. Always. |
| 3. When sitting in a parking lot in your vehicle, leave it running. The whole time. |
| 2. Shop out of town, or find excuses to make long road-trips. |
Tips
- leave the
water running
while you
brush your
teeth - Flush the
toilet, just on
a whim - Take baths in
water that
slops through
the overflow
drain
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| 1. Leave the lights on. It's comforting to know the house is well lit up while you are sitting in your office at work. |
